The New James Bond

Has crummy endorsement deals- tightey-whiteys?! A horse, not a BMW. This recession!

AND a fun thing to do would be to stand outside the theater and interview patrons:
"Excuse me, are you going to see the new James Bond movie, Quantum Solace?"
"yes"
"Can you please define for me the words 'quantum' and 'solace'?"

How do you stop the rain from falling down?

How can a lobster ever win?

oops

I may have inadvertently revealed my identity, when I named my new website. (sort of joking, as my existing 'website' link at the bottom of this page will give some good hints as to my identity.)(and I don't know what else to name my business because I work alone, usually, so far, and there is always the hope that someone uses their familiarity with me to choose their creative help.) oh paranoia. there you go.

my real grown up website

it's a-comin'!
the name will be.... http://www.adverbfoster.com
and the slogan...
"I will qualify YOUR adjectives!"
or
"I WILL qualify ALL your adjectives!"