pea soup*

ok, so stuffwhitepeoplelike is funny to a certain extent but it is mean spirited and unreasonable. it would seem to be saying the old high school thing- 'nothing is cool.' okay, good. but if these whitepeople are trying to change the world, be it supporting independent movies, 'consciousness' rap, wondering how to help poor people, getting healthcare for everyone, encouraging cultural exchange, removing poisons from the soil, etc.; by the way they spend their money or vote or otherwise, what is your problem with them? why deride them? why should they care, anyway? because you are going to make them self-conscious and they won't feel clever or unique etc. etc.? you will foil their plans!? and what is the racial identity of the blogger anyway, and why the conspiracy to 'get white people to like you'? why would you want that? 

(ps: whitepeoplestufflike, you forgot BLOGS. white people love blogging, they think everyone wants to spend all of their free time hearing every clever, ironic, sarcastic, snarky thought every other white person thinks, especially if it has been cannibalized from another media outlet like The New York Times. Respond, whitepeople, respond! Oh, you amuse me! How clever! I am being sarcastic too! HEE HEE WHAT FUN!!!)

now, a brilliant idea! Brought to you by the Necronomicon.

THE CONJURATION OF THE MOUNTAINS OF MASHU

(A spell to cause consternation in the Enemy (annoying blogger), and confuse his thoughts. It is also a binding, that the evil sorcerer may not see his spells work their desired ends, but melt away like honey or wax. These mountains are called SHADU, and are the hiding places of the Serpents of KUR. A spell to cause ultimate destruction.)

SHADU YU LIKTUMKUNUSHI

SHADU YU LIKLAKUNUSHI

SHADU YU LINI YIX KUNUSHI

SHADU YU KI YIXSI KUNUSHI

SHADU YU LITE KUNUSHI

SHADU YU LINI KUNUSHI

SHADU YU LINIR KUNUSHI

SHADU YU LIKATTIN KUNUSHI

SHADU YU DANNU ELIKUNU LIMQUT

INA ZUMRI YA LU YU TAPPARRASAMA!

Let's see if this works! It won't. But eventually people will simply lose interest. People don't look at my blog. At all. I don't care. Good night.

*pea soup is slang for absinthe. white people looooove absinthe.